Gravity on Strike

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So my tumblr-bro Mel made THIS POST and then it was four in the morning and this seemed like a good idea for some reason???

(p.s. I imagine this being sung and beat-boxed by whichever members of the pack happen to be present. I bet Erica is a better beat-boxer than me. I bet everyone is a better beat-boxer than me.)

LYRICS:

You got the power, you do what you want
Red eyes and tight jeans
You know what that means
Gotta go out and bite some motherfucking teens, ya heard?

Right in the side, ‘cause that’s my style, bitch
Stick with me and live a life worthwhile, what
Got a Camaro and I still can’t smile
Hostile, now line up single-file

Everybody do the Alpha Strut say heeeey

All the betas in the club go
There’s a wolf I can get behind
Look at that swagger

Do the alpha strut
All the betas in the house now
Take a look at my eyebrows
I can somersault!

(The kanima was not my fault)

EDIT: To properly dance to this, put on skintight pants and walk like you’re suddenly bowlegged and exaggeratedly nonchalant:

May 11

gizmoallthetime:

towritelesbiansonherarms:

sassygayalexkralie:

i’M GOING TO FUCKING SHIT

OK I GOT THIS EXTENSION STAYFOCUSD THAT STOPS ME FROM BROWSING SITES MORE THAN A SET AMOUNT EACH DAY AND I ACCIDENTALLY SET IT TO 10 MINUTES PER 24 HOURS WHICH WAS WAY DRACONIAN AND I DIDNT NOTICE ‘TIL THE 60 SECOND COUNTER WAS GOING AND

SO I THOUGHT IT WAS OVER RIGHT AFTER ALL THAT BUT NO

IT OPENED THIS FUCKING PAGE

GOD

DAMN

brilliant

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rampaigehalseyface:

seababe:

You really only understand how drunk you are when you’re peeing

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April 30

swingsetindecember:

urgh, i am seeing too many hacked pics of dylan o’brien’s personal private life all over tumblr. jesus christ guys, if it’s not from their instagram or twitter or a social event, chances are it’s a leaked and hacked photo that is being distributed without their consent. and that matters. and don’t say just because their famous, they should get used to that. celebrities are people. respect their privacy

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cat doesn’t want to get out of nice warm bath [x]

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March 13

michaeleverett:

Zen flow chart…

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March 12

Carefully, Carefully with the Plates!: DID SOMEONE SAY FREE COMICS.

weinersoldier:

So, Marvel’s most recent cryptic ad actually means something GREAT for comics fans and those who want to get into comics alike.

UNTIL MARCH 12, MARVEL’S OFFERING OVER 700 DIGITAL #1 ISSUES FREE ON COMIXOLOGY AND THE MARVEL DIGITAL STORE.

So, now is a kickass opportunity to pick up some free issues, new things you’ve been wanting to try, old things to revisit, or even find issues you’ve read and loved that you want to send along to friends who haven’t had the chance yet!

Here’s a few of my favorites (the links will jump you right to comixology) for you guys to check out, and enjoy!

Avengers Origins: Ant-Man and the Wasp, Avengers Origins: Luke Cage, Avengers Origins: Quicksilver and the Scarlet Witch, Avengers Origins: Thor, Avengers Origins: Vision

Avengers vs. Pet Avengers (aka that issue where BuckyCap gets turned into a frog with a cybernetic arm)

A-Babies vs. X-Babies (!!! if you haven’t read it yet, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR)

Enter the Heroic Age & Captain America and Secret Avengers (KSD writing Sharon Carter and Natasha Romanov… why are you still here and not already downloading?)

Captain America Reborn: Who Will Wield the Shield

Captain America Theater of War One-Shot Series: Ghosts of My Country, America the Beautiful, A Brother in Arms, To Soldier On (this is an incredible one-shot series of very human, very touching Cap war stories, some of the greatest and most touching I’ve read. if you download anything, guys, read these, they will stick with you.)

Mythos: Captain America (another heartbreaking Cap story, this time with breathtaking paintings done by Paolo Rivera… worth the price of admission [FREE!!] for the art alone)

Nomad: Girl Without a World (go fall in love with Rikki Barnes, and then spend the $9 on the other 3 books in this limited run, you’ll love it)

Black Widow #1 (part 1 of The Name of the Rose, my all-time favorite BW arc)

Deadpool Pulp #1 (another limited series, this time a retelling of Wade Wilson’s origin story told in film-noir style, it’s RAD)

Rescue #1 (a great one-shot by KSD telling Pepper’s side of her experiences as Rescue)

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March 7

destielmybeatingheart:

thendverse:

if youre not part of the supernatural fandom you might want to reevaluate your life choices

And Jensen kept the Dean face the entire time

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basedontrueevents:

dollyfarton:

ydrill:

Interspecies friendship can cause an overflowing love

I want to sleep in a ring of turtles

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